
Last Saturday,Gabe was supposed to go to a classmate's first birthay party. After spending four hours in the pouring rain on Friday, Mom got sick and forgot to call Karli's mom to say we wouldn't be making it after all. Karli sent Gabe a goody bag, and he found a bag of Cheeto's. He loved them.

Somehow, I deleted the picture with one cheeto in each hand and one in the mouth. My question is, can you believe that I have already allowed this child to have junk food? I, the mother who would not let her oldest child have sugar until she was one, allowed cheeto's! I am now as redneck as Britney Spears and will soon be allowing Gabe to swill Coca-cola from a bottle.

This is what Gabe does when he is allowed access to the bookshelves that aren't his. At least he picks history books.